May 2012
*sees a hot guy*
me: damnnnn hes gorgeous. i might even have a chance, i look nice today
him: i think i saw her on animal planet the other day... ew
me: hey I just met you and-
me: why are you walking away
Me: I'll do it at 7PM
Time: 7:02PM
Me: Oops too late gotta wait till 8 now